Memes dichos por seb

parameter igual a parasacar. vehicle igual igual igual o con vírgula con cola torccidda euro euro micro micro dólar con florín en la mitad. string igual circunflejo con comilla en la cabeza igual más más más
compilen eso y tendrán un juego en uniti,, con 3d, sonido olofónico y todo

seb, a ti y a tu imaginación la vamos a encerrar en el portal interdimensional del cesto de ropa sucia de los fantasmas ectoplasmáticos de la era antisecular con la gripe bimórfica antropolimorfística.
los pixies? roflmao? los pixies de la montaña de leaterfaze donde freddy crueger peleó con jason donde su madre lo revivió donde cayó un rayo y nacieron las supercalifrasticuispialidosas artes marciales? xd.
pero en fin. Ese donde las plantaś carnívoras tienen 13 pétalos en las raíces, donde la señora muretes consiguió su primer manamon luchando con unos necroorcos. El stewar este de la fortaleza de la paz contrató a unos unos kobolds-magos que le ayudaron a hacer toda esas cosas viológicas que molan, , y donde la virgen maría se comió un pez. Ahí, jiras la derecha, te subes una ballena, y le hablas en cetáceo. Luego usas el túnel espacio tiempo que se abre solo en el año 233333 a.c y le pides un deseo a la sirena bailarina de tuvo, pidiéndote que télleve ahí. Pero si está con la regla solo tráele una caracola de fondo de biquini. Y listo! pd: tienes que llevarle la caracola de fondo de biquini a la sirena bailarina, y luego decirle. Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeéeeeéeeeeeeessssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrhrrrrrhrrrrrhrrrrrhmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? y luego la sirena responderá. Cláaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaroooooooooooooooooooooooooo! uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnmnnmnmnmnmnmnnnnnmnmnmnmnnmnmndóooooooooooooooóoooooooooooooo. Luego de esto, la sirena creará una puerta estelar subacuática (estará en medio de sus piernas) la abrirá y te dejará pasar al reino pixie. y así llegas a donde los pixies que te digo.

cuando tenga mi super pc con consola tarjetadolbidigital hd stereo teclado musical parlantes con sonido 7.1 bla bla bla tú me vas a aconsejar sobre emuladores. Xd

me imaginé ahí a un francés. O mesié, tenemos pgoblemas con su gobiegno. Se para el mexicano. Pinche mamón hijo de tu puta madre! no te pases de verga! como que problemas? llega el mesero con un pastel. Señogues, aquí está mi crgeación, esto es la cgreme de la cgreme. Disfrgúten! ho wi wi... y el presidente mexicano se lo quita de las manos y le da un pastelazo al presidente francés. Y él dice. estó nó lo voy a oldidag. Pagagá con sánggre!
carajo, porqué esto no está en mi libro de historia

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, “Chimoltrufias, PEACHES HONEYBLOSSOM GELDOF, por la puta concha de la re mil uta la Concepción de Lourdes Escarabarzaleta Davalos Pandea Derecha!, los hobarios estirilizados de la putísima Elizabeth Alexandra Mary (1926) ~ Su majestad Elizabeth Segunda por la gracia de Dios, reina del Reino Unido, de Irlanda del Norte, de Canada, de Australia, de New Zealand, de la Comunidad Británica y todos sus territorios que incluyen: Jamaica, Barbados, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent, Belize, Antigua y Barbuda, Saint Kitts, Nevis, los archipiélagos de Bahamas y Grenadines y su tío cercano con el que tenía sexo 3 veces a la semana, “Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso. Cójanse el culo de Sua ummuk
(su puta madre), violen a ujtek, Sir layjará limitek, Sabbor um-muk, IVIEN CHARMUTa, YAHAREDINAK
me cago en todos ustedes y la puta de Dummkopf
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ayuda, sev se bolvió loco!

cuando sandl y sev se ponen a camviar el nombre del grupo y todos los que ponen...
culoseb.com.
unga-unga.com.
y terminó en...
tiflolabadoras.com

te recalcadísima conch of your blackish prostitute adicted the verga.

sev saludando a ryu: ryúúú´ppcccpcpccpcú´´úúumnmnmnmvbnbmbmvbv... ryúúú´ppcccpcpccpcú´´úúumnmnmnmvbnbmbmvbv... ryúúú´ppcccpcpccpcú´´úúumnmnmnmvbnbmbmvbv... ryúúú´ppcccpcpccpcú´´úúumnmnmnmvbnbmbmvbv... ryúúú´ppcccpcpccpcú´´úúumnmnmnmvbnbmbmvbv... ryúúú´ppcccpcpccpcú´´úúumnmnmnmvbnbmbmvbv... ryúúú´ppcccpcpccpcú´´úúumnmnmnmvbnbmbmvbv... ryúúú´ppcccpcpccpcú´´úúumnmnmnmvbnbmbmvbv... blú´´uúmmnbmnmbmnbbmnbvbvmnbvmvbnvmbvbv... blúúbvbnvvnmbnmnvbmvbnvb... vlunbmvmbn vlúmnmvbnvmbnvbmv... blú´´uúmmnbmnmbmnbbmnbvbvmnbvmvbnvmbvbv... blúúbvbnvvnmbnmnvbmvbnvb... vlunbmvmbn vlúmnmvbnvmbnvbmv... blú´´uúmmnbmnmbmnbbmnbvbvmnbvmvbnvmbvbv... blúúbvbnvvnmbnmnvbmvbnvb... vlunbmvmbn vlúmnmvbnvmbnvbmv... ... blú´´uúmmnbmnmbmnbbmnbvbvmnbvmvbnvmbvbv... blúúbvbnvvnmbnmnvbmvbnvb... vlunbmvmbn vlúmnmvbnvmbnvbmv... blú´´uúmmnbmnmbmnbbmnbvbvmnbvmvbnvmbvbv... blúúbvbnvvnmbnmnvbmvbnvb... vlunbmvmbn vlúmnmvbnvmbnvbmv... blú´´uúmmnbmnmbmnbbmnbvbvmnbvmvbnvmbvbv... blúúbvbnvvnmbnmnvbmvbnvb... vlunbmvmbn vlúmnmvbnvmbnvbmv... blú´´uúmmnbmnmbmnbbmnbvbvmnbvmvbnvmbvbv... blúúbvbnvvnmbnmnvbmvbnvb... vlunbmvmbn vlúmnmvbnvmbnvbmvb blúúúzzszzzszszsssszssszzsszsú´vnmbvmbvnmnvbmvnbmnvv...
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la comfeción de sev: un día sev le dijo al padre:
he pecado, de pensamiento, de acción y de palabra. Pero la pasé tan biéeen padre.
deseo confesar, padre. he cometido actos impuros, 6 veces al día por 3 años, padre. pero me la paso tan bien, padre, que yo no quiero parar, padre. y yo, padre.. yo he pecado mucho.
dios, padre. He tenido pensamientos con usted encima de este altar, padre. Quiero pecar ahora ... otro pecado antes de morir, padre. Sé que usted me desea, padre xcd.
de repente se escucha un estruendo ensordecedor. Las paredes de la iglesia empiezan a temblar y a desmoronarse.
Pero no me importa, padre. Tome, padre. Es mi cetro, padre. Pero yo quiero tener el suyo, padre. Ábrame la biblia y suplique por mi alma, padre.
y así, sev, j y may joden a la religión.

historia 2: la entrada de may... 7u7
un día may hablaba de la entrada de su blog, y esto fue lo que pasó...
jajaja kiro va por otra parte xd,
por la parte de que antes seb pidió ver mi entrada.
y yo se la enseñé jajajajaja.
De J, y que opina seb de la entrada 7u7
may: pues qué va a opinar, que está muy cuidada.
ya está, basta de hablar de mi entrada jajajajajaja.
unos minutos después sev lee todo lo anterior, y comenta: está muy bien... formada jjajajjaa.

voy a dr,or im raho. ftora habas chioscos.

hacedme parte de tu ígneo mundo. Dame todo de tu flamíjera fe, iniciadme con tu gran fálico ser a tus filas de fidelidad y, ho satanás, dame el poder para castigar a los infieles en tu nombre. Xd

sev a pía: señorita fanática del shaucanismo y con una fantasía sexual frustrada con scorpion, cálmese. XD

por mencionar a scorpion, pía terminó mojando la alfombra, y sev yamó a una compañía para limpiarla y... 离开家园到其他位面游历Limpiadores_de_alfombras_chunguín? ><<< moj? a bajinae? 离开家园到其他位面游历，
离开家园到其他位面游历，
"&%$%$%<<

verción 2 del meme de las alfombras: un día por mencionar a scorpion, pía terminó mojando la alfombra. sev yamó a una compañía para que la limpiara y: 离开家园到其他位面游历Limpiadores_de_alfombras_chunguín? ><<<>>>¨*¨*¡¡?¡位面游历， 离开家园到其他位面游历， 离开家园到其他位面游历，
moj? a bajinae? 离开家园到其他位面游历，
离开家园到其他位面游历，
"&%$%$%<<

sev: los chunguiblunguis! pero si yo conozco a los cafilixicroknókes que son mejores que los chunguiblunguis, porque inbentaron la anidilitopalopringuina, comida de algunas razas de trollhobbits que viven en el sur de guayachikandia.
ali: na, pero los ochobits de la ciudad octobitácica se fumaron la figonaciamelifina que erosionó en erupción drogal y los convirtió en consolas viejas que fueron a parar en el infierno de las computadoras donde el niño rata conoció a la versión malvada de ryu que también era niño rata y fueron al mundo de los rata para construir un egército donde culminaron con toda la gelatinolandia y finalmente conquistaron quesópolis!
sev: un día me dijeron mis amigos pixies que se fueron de expedición y encontraron a un tipo que les dijo que habían escuchado lamentos de el infierno de las pc. Entonces fueron con él abrieron un portal y llegaron a una tierra de supuestamente rodcanglumpos, pero no eran roncanglumpos sino que guduquichupelomines, los que les encanta morder las teclas de los noquias y otros celulares que ya nadie quiere y que cuando los vieron salieron los canchudiplinguárdias que son los que los cuidan y uvo una multipelea se rompió el espaciomultitemporal y sideral porque podían moldear su dimensión expectral con rodiclunitulfato que es como un arma nuclear y mis amigos pixies tuvieron que salir corriendo golpear a los gorclubintakeñis unos seres que les permiten transformarse llamar a la amiga sirena de tuvo para que abriera la puerta estelar para que la crusaran y así poder llegar a su casa. Todo eesto me lo contaron cuando haston me dijo que fuera.
estos 2, no tienen control.

pero es que se sabe que los controles de Xbox son hechos por windows... osea, así: using system. executing create_joistic.dll; remastericing; if robot=1 (create carcasa); executing internal_components.exe; compile; debug; enter; play; ready. y bualá, joistick. necesitas una impresora 3d para sacarlo bien, pero igual funcionan, y se los recomiendo ámpliamente. windows, te amo! desde que windows se creó así mismo y creó los controles para xbox la vida es mucho más bella xd. sandl, turn down for what by sev. toma eso mutafuka!

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tu y yo estamos en el punto = velocidad de nuestro momento fluido en la sección considerada. y si le agregamos la densidad de lo que te voy a hacer =que lo que te voy a dar se traduce en + presión a lo largo de la línea de corriente. hasta que lleguemos al punto de = aceleración gravitatoria, te voy a dejar tan cansado papu que no sentirás la = altura en la dirección de la gravedad desde una cota de referencia. así, cavallero te pondrás a mil en 1.5 segundos. así señorita, tus pantaletas se caerán solas. mil chicas y 960 caballeros comentan que nada los exitó más que la mecánica de fluídos papu.

y seb, seguro en algún momento sale un dron capaz de decirte lo que está viendo para que no lo choques xd, osea: pared adelante, gire a la izquierda. pared en frente. no gire a la derecha, ruvia petisa tetona y culona, gire a la izquierda. MC donalts, le pido una amburguesa? pará que me vas a chocar la concha de tu madre! a la derecha... a la derecha... acaba de pasar la vecina con un bra solamente... a la izquierda... un árbol... Paloma...
notición papus, tfj presenta... blindron! el primer tiflodrón para tiflogente! ahora, 3 modelos: la sardina voladora, no aprueba de golpes y caídas, pero puede volar bajo la lluvia sin problemas. el perro volador, ba por todo el parque ladrando, pero este no se caga! que maravilla! y el gato volador, que se atora en los árboles esperando que una loli de 10 años lo baje! compre ya papu, con tiflocoins. en la compra de su tiflolabadora rajujuy le regalamos un perro volador con su correa y su pandereta.

Todo surgió a partir de una pelea entre el ogro y ryu. Tomar en cuenta o es ogro, r es ryu:

o. Yo soy una persona con clase, no me pordebajeo:v.
r. Arhrhrhrrhrhrhrhrrrhñrhñ.
O. QUE NO TE OHÍ, LO SIENTO :P.
R. pUES CÁMBIALE LA PILA A LOS AUDÍFONOS.
O. Pues ben y me las cambias tu.
R. Te las voy a cambiar es pero de un... ahrrrrrhrrrrhrrrrrhrrhrrhrrhrñ
se acerca.
O ha si, pues benga.
se empiezan a pegar, ryu le lanza los audífonos al ogro lejos.
R le sigue pegando. y quedan en el piso, ryu encima del ogrus.
R. Ahora te voy a cambiar la galleta.¨*r le baja los pantalones.
O. pues vájemelos pirobo haber si puede ¨
r empieza a manosear al ogrus. ogrus empieza a manosear a ryu. ryu se acerca lentamente a la cara del ogro y le da un beso salbaje ¨ se revuelcan en el piso como animales o le quita los pantalones a ryu. siguen toqueteándose
r. Ha chingao, que bien se siente hijo de¨
o. Sígale pirobo porque donde pare lo mato. Y tengo métodos hijueputa. el piso tiembla. se empiezan a masturbar. ¨* luego de 3 segundos porque ambos son viejos terminan con un típico.
R y o: ¡Ay sí, Ay sí,
Ay sí!
o. Ay que se me lengua la traba
AAA A AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA RYU DONDE ESTÁN MIS AUDÍFONOS AA A AA AAAAAAAA!
Se paran del piso, se vuelven a pegar y vuelven a empezar. Fin.



Amo esta wea xd.


Y así fueron felices para siempre (?)

garchamol. Garcha con pasión. Sin importar el momento o la situación. Úsalo para tener sexo desenfrenado, placentero y sin control. Garchamol profundiza tus deseos sexuales al punto de encontrarte en otra dimensión. Ella o ella, él o él, él o ella, nó importa tu situación. Garchamol te ayudará a encontrarte con ese yo que tanto deseabas con ferbor. Garchamol aumenta tus sentidos para que disfrutes junto a tu pareja su relación.
Pruévalo. No vas a tener nada igual. Úsalo con precaución. Sé que lo vas a amar, y si no logras acabar, tu dinero no te voy a regresar.

God you're so damn sexy and cuteee! you turn me on babe... I'd take care of you really well. no reciprocation needed.
no estamos seguros si era seb actuando para una película, una escena porno gay que veía, o algún shicuelo picarón que le habló a seb en tinder... de lo que estamos seguros, es que és demaciado wtf. seb, sus cochinadas a otro lado.

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seb: revivaaaaan revivanrevivanrevivanrevivanrevivanrevivanrevivanrevivan. j: ¿y cuál hay si quiero no revivir, Eh? ¿Y si quiero quedarme en la tumba pudriéndome por los siglos de los siglos? ¿Acaso tu minúsculo e insignificante cerebro, obtuso mortal, no es capaz de entender el eterno descanso de los muertos? ¿O será, quizá, que crees que nuestro único fin es tu divertimento? después de eso j se llevó a Seb a un profundo, oscuro y olvidado mausoleo... 7u7

Let the battle begin!
germanico says to the team: mostrar
SEB, "psychic" type, with 300 health points and 49 cards in their deck.
germanico, "fairy" type, with 300 health points and 47 cards in their deck.
sanslash332, "rock" type, with 300 health points and 40 cards in their deck.
Alisson, "steel" type, with 300 health points and 55 cards in their deck.
Let's go!
SEB (turn 1).
sanslash332 says: shit
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
preventive trussing, confinement, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier
preventive trussing, confinement, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier
preventive trussing, confinement, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier
preventive trussing, confinement, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier
SEB uses "precalculus".
SEB's "success" level increases from 0 to 4.
germanico (turn 1).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
"germanico" has a play on draw card!
germanico uses "musical drawing".
SEB says: me encanta el sonido de esta carta xd
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico uses "magical flute".
germanico's "confusion" level decreases from 0 to -1.
germanico's "sleep" level decreases from 0 to -2.
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 says: les robamos la ideaxd
sanslash332 (turn 1).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
"sanslash332" has a play on draw card!
sanslash332 uses "unforeseen confinement".
sanslash332 draws 2 card from their deck.
Alisson says: xd
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "confinement".
sanslash332 draws 2 card from their deck.
preventive trussing, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier
Alisson (turn 1).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
preventive trussing, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier
Alisson chose to take a mulligan!
Alisson can't draw during 1 turns.
SEB (turn 2).
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: hmmm al ali le tendre que pegar con las flechas electricas
SEB uses "epileptic wave" on sanslash332.
sanslash332's "success" level decreases from 0 to -4.
germanico says to the team: sep
germanico (turn 2).
sanslash332 says: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mami, nasi tonto
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico uses "magical flute".
germanico's "confusion" level decreases from -1 to -2.
germanico's "sleep" level decreases from -2 to -4.
Alisson says: vio demasiado el episodio ese de pkmn xd
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 (turn 2).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson says: y anda epiléptico
sanslash332 uses "preventive trussing".
Alisson says: xd
germanico says: xddd
sanslash332 draws 6 card from their deck.
Alisson (turn 2).
Alisson can't draw.
Alisson will be able to draw next turn!
Your current type is "rock" (level 3).
preventive trussing, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier
germanico says: pobre pórigon
Alisson decided to junk a card they can't use.
SEB (turn 3).
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB uses "reflection".
sanslash332 says: lo peor que ni fue su culpa
SEB's "special attack" level increases from 0 to 1.
germanico says: lo peor es que no fue su culpa
germanico (turn 3).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: lol
germanico says: xddd
germanico uses "audio power".
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 (turn 3).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico says: es que es la verdad xd
sanslash332 uses "prudence".
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: que turno vamos? xd
Alisson (turn 3).
Alisson (turn 3).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: 3
SEB says: omg dd
sanslash332 says: lo miras ... a la suma?
sanslash332 says: 5
Alisson decided to junk a card they can't use.
SEB (turn 4).
sanslash332 says: crei que te referias al combatexd
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB decided to junk a card they can't use.
germanico (turn 4).
"magical flute"'s effects are ending.
germanico's "confusion" level increases from -2 to -1.
germanico's "sleep" level increases from -4 to -2.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: si puedes dormir a alguien, el seb es peor
germanico uses "fairy song" on SEB.
SEB loses 4 health points and now has 296 health points.
sanslash332 (turn 4).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: trata de no gastar esas canciones
SEB says: soplame esta flauta :v
sanslash332 says to the team: fijate que son para recuperar notas, luego de usar el forest sinfoni
sanslash332 says to the team: solo si no tienes otra opcion
germanico says to the team: lo se,pero no tenía nada mejor xd
sanslash332 uses "preventive trussing".
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, diamond arrow, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier
Alisson (turn 4).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Your current type is "rock" (level 6). You have also level 2 in the electric type.
Alisson decided to junk a card they can't use.
SEB (turn 5).
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, diamond arrow, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier
Your current type is "rock" (level 6). You have also level 2 in the electric type.
Alisson says: puta mano malaaaa
germanico says: xddd
mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, diamond arrow, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier
mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, diamond arrow, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier
SEB decided to junk a card they can't use.
germanico (turn 5).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico says to the team: a quien le pego?
germanico says to the team: a sev no?
sanslash332 says to the team: si
germanico uses "fairy sonata" on SEB.
SEB loses 9 health points and now has 287 health points.
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 (turn 5).
"epileptic wave"'s effects are ending.
sanslash332's "success" level increases from -4 to 0.
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
"sanslash332" has a play on draw card!
sanslash332 uses "unforeseen confinement".
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
"sanslash332" has a play on draw card!
sanslash332 uses "unforeseen confinement".
Alisson says: dx
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: fuego!
Which target?
SEB, "psychic" type level 9, 287 health points , special attack at level 1, success at level 4, 5 cards in hand, 39 cards in deck, 5 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 uses "diamond arrow" on SEB.
Critical hit!
SEB loses 61 health points and now has 226 health points.
Alisson (turn 5).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "preventive trussing".
Alisson draws 2 card from their deck.
mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier, preventive trussing
SEB (turn 6).
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
The environment is "neutral" ().
SEB, "psychic" type level 10, 226 health points , special attack at level 1, success at level 4, 6 cards in hand, 38 cards in deck, 5 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
germanico, "fairy" type level 11, 300 health points , confusion at level -1, sleep at level -2, 10 cards in hand, 35 cards in deck, 6 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
sanslash332, "rock" type level 8, 300 health points , 17 cards in hand, 15 cards in deck, 8 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 6, 300 health points , 6 cards in hand, 45 cards in deck, 4 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
SEB decided to junk a card they can't use.
germanico (turn 6).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: aha amano mal a
germanico uses "fairy sonata" on SEB.
sanslash332 says: si, mano mala.eso no se toca
SEB loses 9 health points and now has 217 health points.
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 (turn 6).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: deja de cantarme
Which target?
SEB, "psychic" type level 10, 217 health points , special attack at level 1, success at level 4, 5 cards in hand, 38 cards in deck, 6 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 uses "diamond arrow" on SEB.
Critical hit!
Alisson says: seb, aveces pienso que sacaste mazos de algun wn por internet xd. aun que... yo ando igual...
SEB loses 61 health points and now has 156 health points.
Alisson (turn 6).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson says: xd
sanslash332 says: son los mios xd
SEB says: y tu deja de dispararme
Alisson uses "steal sword" on germanico.
Critical hit!
This is super effective!
germanico loses 22 health points and now has 278 health points.
SEB (turn 7).
"precalculus"'s effects are ending.
SEB's "success" level decreases from 4 to 0.
germanico says: naa
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: dolor, dolor! mil años de puto y malditodolor!
SEB uses "search".
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico (turn 7).
"magical flute"'s effects are ending.
germanico's "confusion" level increases from -1 to 0.
germanico's "sleep" level increases from -2 to 0.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico uses "fairy sonata" on SEB.
SEB says: ahiii hahiii
SEB loses 9 health points and now has 147 health points.
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 (turn 7).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "prudence".
germanico says: soy mejor que el tal luiz miguel ese xd
Alisson (turn 7).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "steelworks".
Alisson's "steel" level increases from 9 to 10.
SEB (turn 8).
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB uses "hypnosis" on sanslash332.
But sanslash332 has a parry card!
sanslash332 uses "mineral insensitivity".
sanslash332 gets 1 "mineral insensitivity" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 can't draw during 2 turns.
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico (turn 8).
sanslash332 says: jojojojo
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier, preventive trussing, preventive trussing, mineral insensitivity, scale arrow
silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier, preventive trussing, preventive trussing, mineral insensitivity, scale arrow
germanico says: que gracioso!
germanico uses "silly laugh" on SEB.
SEB's "confusion" level increases from 0 to 1.
sanslash332 (turn 8).
sanslash332 can't draw.
Which target?
SEB, "psychic" type level 13, 147 health points , special attack at level 1, confusion at level 1, 6 cards in hand, 35 cards in deck, 8 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 uses "scale arrow" on SEB.
Critical hit!
SEB loses 49 health points and now has 98 health points.
Alisson (turn 8).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "miniaturization".
Alisson's "physical attack" level decreases from 0 to -2.
Alisson's "physical defense" level decreases from 0 to -4.
Alisson's "dodge" level increases from 0 to 6.
SEB (turn 9).
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: no te escondas tu oe!
Alisson says: si me da estoy jodido xd
SEB is trying to move but is confused.
SEB got hurt!
SEB loses 3 health points and now has 95 health points.
germanico says: xddd
germanico (turn 9).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico says to the team: duermo a ali?
sanslash332 says to the team: ni te arriesgues
germanico says to the team: tonces?
sanslash332 says to the team: tiene +6 en punteria
sanslash332 says to the team: al seb noma
sanslash332 says to the team: pa que subas nivel
The environment is "neutral" ().
SEB, "psychic" type level 14, 95 health points , special attack at level 1, confusion at level 1, 6 cards in hand, 34 cards in deck, 9 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
germanico, "fairy" type level 18, 278 health points , 13 cards in hand, 31 cards in deck, 9 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
sanslash332, "rock" type level 13, 300 health points , 17 cards in hand, 12 cards in deck, 12 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 13, 300 health points , physical attack at level -2, physical defense at level -4, dodge at level 6, 6 cards in hand, 42 cards in deck, 7 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
germanico uses "lullaby" on SEB.
SEB's "sleep" level increases from 0 to 2.
sanslash332 (turn 9).
sanslash332 can't draw.
sanslash332 will be able to draw next turn!
sanslash332 says: cacha la serenata que te hacen po seb, hasta un solo ahora
sanslash332 uses "preventive trussing".
Alisson (turn 9).
SEB says: me siento honrrado xd
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier, preventive trussing, mineral insensitivity
germanico says: ni tu novio te lo ha hecho xd
Alisson uses "miniaturization".
Alisson's "physical attack" level decreases from -2 to -4.
Alisson's "physical defense" level decreases from -4 to -8.
Alisson's "dodge" level increases from 6 to 12.
SEB (turn 10).
"silly laugh"'s effects are ending.
SEB's "confusion" level decreases from 1 to 0.
sanslash332 says: ya se puso el ultrainstinto
SEB is asleep.
germanico (turn 10).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
"germanico" has a play on draw card!
germanico uses "musical drawing".
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
The environment is "neutral" ().
SEB, "psychic" type level 15, 95 health points , special attack at level 1, sleep at level 2, 6 cards in hand, 34 cards in deck, 9 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
germanico, "fairy" type level 21, 278 health points , 14 cards in hand, 29 cards in deck, 11 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
sanslash332, "rock" type level 15, 300 health points , 16 cards in hand, 12 cards in deck, 13 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 15, 300 health points , physical attack at level -4, physical defense at level -8, dodge at level 12, 6 cards in hand, 41 cards in deck, 8 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
germanico decided not to play this turn.
germanico can't draw during 1 turns.
sanslash332 (turn 10).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: trato de pegarle al ali?
sanslash332 says to the team: asi por hacer el weon? xD
germanico says to the team: no lo creo xd
sanslash332 says to the team: bue
Which target?
SEB, "psychic" type level 15, 95 health points , special attack at level 1, sleep at level 2, 6 cards in hand, 34 cards in deck, 9 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 uses "scale arrow" on SEB.
Critical hit!
SEB loses 49 health points and now has 46 health points.
Alisson (turn 10).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "link to the past".
Alisson draws 4 card from their discard pile.
SEB (turn 11).
germanico says to the team: mata a sev, y luego hablamos xd
"lullaby"'s effects are ending.
SEB's "sleep" level decreases from 2 to 0.
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: dale
silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier, preventive trussing, mineral insensitivity
SEB uses "hypnotic dice" on sanslash332.
But sanslash332 has a parry card!
Alisson says: hay que paagaaaar eeel preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecio
sanslash332 uses "mineral insensitivity".
sanslash332 gets 1 "mineral insensitivity" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 can't draw during 2 turns.
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico (turn 11).
germanico can't draw.
germanico will be able to draw next turn!
germanico uses "magical score".
sanslash332 says to the team: eeso
germanico gets 10 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 (turn 11).
sanslash332 can't draw.
Which target?
SEB, "psychic" type level 17, 46 health points , special attack at level 1, 6 cards in hand, 33 cards in deck, 10 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 uses "scale arrow" on SEB.
Critical hit!
SEB loses 46 health points and now has 0 health points.
SEB has been defeated!
germanico says to the team: mata a sev, yo mato a ali xd
Alisson (turn 11).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "preventive trussing".
sanslash332 says to the team: el problema ... bue
Alisson draws 6 card from their deck.
germanico (turn 12).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: es ahora achuntarle
germanico uses "magical score".
sanslash332 says to the team: oo
germanico gets 20 "musical note" cards in their hand.
SEB says: eso suena tan lindo xd
Alisson says: uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sanslash332 (turn 12).
sanslash332 can't draw.
sanslash332 will be able to draw next turn!
sanslash332 says to the team: espera que se le vayan las minaturisaciones
SEB says: pero te va a joder hu
germanico says to the team: claro xd
sanslash332 says to the team: al menos que el forest sinfoni diga que no falla
sanslash332 says: un sec
germanico says to the team: audiopoder, Sinfonía del bosque, Canto de la sirena, 40 Nota musical
sanslash332 says to the team: usa el audiopoder
other actions
change your type to "electric" type
sanslash332 decides to change types!
sanslash332 is now "electric" type.
germanico says to the team: no tenía tantas cosas en la mano desde que estaba con mi ex novia! if you know that i mean
sanslash332 can't change types during 4 turns.
sanslash332 can't draw during 1 turns.
Alisson (turn 12).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "prospecting".
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico (turn 13).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico uses "audio power".
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 (turn 13).
sanslash332 can't draw.
sanslash332 will be able to draw next turn!
germanico says to the team: me puedo re curar xd
sanslash332 says to the team: ejale
sanslash332 says to the team: achuntaleeeeeeeeeeee
sanslash332 uses "thunder arrow" on Alisson.
But sanslash332 fails!
sanslash332 says: bu
Alisson (turn 13).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "link to the past".
Alisson draws 7 card from their discard pile.
sanslash332 says to the team: el problema es que si el ali te mete un rayo, te va a volar el culo
germanico (turn 14).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: lee, la sinfonia no dice que no puede fallar?
Alisson says: gerpán no mueeeras
3 connected clients.
Alisson 187 ms
germanico 1048 ms
SEB 221 ms
485 ms
germanico says to the team: no xd
sanslash332 says to the team: hu
The environment is "neutral" ().
germanico, "fairy" type level 28, 278 health points , 45 cards in hand, 25 cards in deck, 14 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
sanslash332, "electric" type level 12, 300 health points , 15 cards in hand, 10 cards in deck, 17 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 19, 300 health points , physical attack at level -4, physical defense at level -8, dodge at level 12, 24 cards in hand, 30 cards in deck, 1 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 says to the team: que tienes en mano?
SEB says: primera vez que veo que una flecha falla
germanico says to the team: bardo, Audioterapia, Sinfonía del bosque, Canción de cuna, Canto de la sirena, 40 Nota musical
Alisson says: es que el arquero ta ciego xd
sanslash332 says to the team: hmmm curate
germanico uses "audio therapy".
germanico gets 129 health points and now has 407 health points.
sanslash332 (turn 14).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "thunder arrow" on Alisson.
But sanslash332 fails!
sanslash332 says: puto ali
Alisson (turn 14).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: parece que sí xd
sanslash332 says: el wn tiuene +12 en evacion, ahi nada entra
Alisson uses "preventive trussing".
Alisson draws 11 card from their deck.
germanico (turn 15).
SEB says: la música te cura el alma
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
"germanico" has a play on draw card!
germanico uses "musical drawing".
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: que te salio? xD
We're still waiting for germanico.
3 connected clients.
Alisson 183 ms
germanico 1086 ms
SEB 223 ms
497 ms
Alisson says: weon quien anda laaaaaaaaaaaag
sanslash332 says: adivina
We're still waiting for germanico.
Alisson says: germ
sanslash332 says: nooooooooooooooooooooooo nooooooo te mueraaaaaas
germanico says: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sanslash332 says: si es el germ
We're still waiting for germanico.
Alisson says: se muere
Alisson says: uu volvió
sanslash332 says: si, volvió
sanslash332 says to the team: que te salió?
germanico says to the team: me hago bardo?
sanslash332 says to the team: si
germanico uses "bard".
germanico now has the "bard" posture.
sanslash332 (turn 15).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "prudence".
Alisson (turn 15).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
The environment is "neutral" ().
germanico, "fairy" type level 32, 407 health points , 45 cards in hand, 23 cards in deck, 17 cards in discard pile, bard (+3 power on "sound" launched attacks, +1 power on "mouth" launched attacks, -4 power on "physical" launched attacks, +3 power on "weapon" received attacks, +2 power on "physical" received attacks, -2 power on "sound" received attacks), team 2,
sanslash332, "electric" type level 15, 300 health points , 15 cards in hand, 8 cards in deck, 19 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 21, 300 health points , physical attack at level -4, physical defense at level -8, dodge at level 12, 36 cards in hand, 17 cards in deck, 2 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 says to the team: u, nivel 21
sanslash332 says to the team: ... shiit
Alisson uses "steelworks".
Alisson's "steel" level increases from 21 to 22.
germanico (turn 16).
sanslash332 says to the team: .... bue
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: que te saio?
germanico says to the team: mira
germanico says to the team: Flauta mágica, Sinfonía del bosque, Canción de cuna, 2 Canto de la sirena, 41 Nota musical
sanslash332 says to the team: ...
sanslash332 says to the team: tirale la canciónde cuna. no se, por tirar algo
sanslash332 says to the team: o si quieres arriesga con la sinfonia
germanico says to the team: tiene +12 en evación xd
sanslash332 says to the team: cualquier wea falla
sanslash332 says to the team: xd
Alisson says: xd
germanico uses "magical flute".
germanico's "confusion" level decreases from 0 to -1.
germanico's "sleep" level decreases from 0 to -2.
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 (turn 16).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: dios, dirije por favor esta flecha!
sanslash332 says: dios, dirije por favor esta flecha!
sanslash332 uses "scale arrow" on Alisson.
But sanslash332 fails!
Alisson (turn 16).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: .... a dios vale pico
SEB says: no lo puedo creer xd
germanico says: dios no existe bro xd
Alisson uses "miniaturization".
Alisson's "physical attack" level decreases from -4 to -6.
Alisson's "physical defense" level decreases from -8 to -12.
Alisson's "dodge" level increases from 12 to 18.
sanslash332 says: pero miren el hijo de puta gigante! xd
germanico (turn 17).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: se les escapa xdddd
sanslash332 says: esa wea esta muy rota xd
germanico uses "lullaby" on Alisson.
But germanico fails!
sanslash332 (turn 17).
sanslash332 can now change types.
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
"sanslash332" has a play on draw card!
sanslash332 uses "unforeseen confinement".
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "confinement".
Alisson (turn 17).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico says: son muchos turnos, en mis tiempos no eran tantos xd
Alisson uses "miniaturization".
Alisson's "physical attack" level decreases from -6 to -8.
sanslash332 says: y lo peor que las maldiciones por el a link to the past no le caen
Alisson's "physical defense" level decreases from -12 to -16.
Alisson's "dodge" level increases from 18 to 24.
SEB says: jjajjajajajjajajajja
sanslash332 says: tiene suerte xd
germanico (turn 18).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
germanico uses "forest symphony" on Alisson.
But germanico fails!
sanslash332 says to the team: recuerdame para la proxima que vea al ali sacar ese mazo golpearle hasta que muera antes que quqe haga eos
sanslash332 (turn 18).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: haaay ahí f se fue
sanslash332 uses "preventive trussing".
SEB says: el bosque
Alisson (turn 18).
"miniaturization"'s effects are ending.
Alisson's "physical attack" level increases from -8 to -6.
Alisson's "physical defense" level increases from -16 to -12.
Alisson's "dodge" level decreases from 24 to 18.
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "link to the past".
Alisson draws 5 card from their discard pile.
We're still waiting for Alisson.
germanico (turn 19).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: no ali... o
sanslash332 says: menos mal
3 connected clients.
Alisson 3623 ms
germanico 636 ms
SEB 207 ms
1489 ms
germanico uses "audio power".
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: weon el ali se lagueo mal, ahora tiene mas de 3000 de lag xd
"germanico" has a play on draw card!
germanico uses "musical drawing".
Alisson says: dios ahora yo...
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 (turn 19).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "thunder arrow" on Alisson.
But sanslash332 fails!
Alisson (turn 19).
"miniaturization"'s effects are ending.
Alisson's "physical attack" level increases from -6 to -4.
Alisson's "physical defense" level increases from -12 to -8.
Alisson's "dodge" level decreases from 18 to 12.
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "miniaturization".
Alisson's "physical attack" level decreases from -4 to -6.
germanico says: que?
Alisson's "physical defense" level decreases from -8 to -12.
Alisson's "dodge" level increases from 12 to 18.
sanslash332 says: a, ya cortala
SEB says: aajjajajajjajajajjajajajaja
germanico (turn 20).
"magical flute"'s effects are ending.
germanico's "confusion" level increases from -1 to 0.
germanico's "sleep" level increases from -2 to 0.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson says: ajajajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
germanico uses "lullaby" on Alisson.
sanslash332 says: me pregunto si sigue existiendo la posivilidad de que entre algo
Alisson's "sleep" level increases from 0 to 2.
germanico says: loooooooool
SEB says: omg entró jajajajjajaja
sanslash332 says: ... y ahí entro xd
Alisson says: ....
sanslash332 (turn 20).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "diamond arrow" on Alisson.
But sanslash332 fails!
Alisson (turn 20).
Alisson is asleep.
SEB says: pues la flecha no te entró xd
sanslash332 says: nunca tanta suerte wn xd
germanico says: xxddd
germanico (turn 21).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: gerpáaan se cae, se cae gerpáan
sanslash332 says: punteria*(0.1*12)
germanico uses "forest symphony" on Alisson.
But germanico fails!
Alisson says: no, soy yo xd
sanslash332 (turn 21).
sanslash332 says: en el caso de una punteria de 100 te queda en
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: en +12, la punteria de 100 queda en a penas 8.3%
sanslash332 uses "thunder arrow" on Alisson.
But sanslash332 fails!
Alisson (turn 21).
"lullaby"'s effects are ending.
Alisson's "sleep" level decreases from 2 to 0.
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
team 2 (sanslash332 and germanico) : 27 points
team 1 (Alisson and SEB) : -27 points
The environment is "neutral" ().
germanico, "fairy" type level 45, 407 health points , 48 cards in hand, 15 cards in deck, 24 cards in discard pile, bard (+3 power on "sound" launched attacks, +1 power on "mouth" launched attacks, -4 power on "physical" launched attacks, +3 power on "weapon" received attacks, +2 power on "physical" received attacks, -2 power on "sound" received attacks), team 2,
sanslash332, "electric" type level 23, 300 health points , 15 cards in hand, 1 cards in deck, 26 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 32, 300 health points , physical attack at level -6, physical defense at level -12, dodge at level 18, 41 cards in hand, 12 cards in deck, 2 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
The environment is "neutral" ().
germanico, "fairy" type level 45, 407 health points , 48 cards in hand, 15 cards in deck, 24 cards in discard pile, bard (+3 power on "sound" launched attacks, +1 power on "mouth" launched attacks, -4 power on "physical" launched attacks, +3 power on "weapon" received attacks, +2 power on "physical" received attacks, -2 power on "sound" received attacks), team 2,
sanslash332, "electric" type level 23, 300 health points , 15 cards in hand, 1 cards in deck, 26 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 32, 300 health points , physical attack at level -6, physical defense at level -12, dodge at level 18, 41 cards in hand, 12 cards in deck, 2 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
germanico says: pero la canción de cuna no tiene 100
sanslash332 says: yapo, imagina, es peor
SEB says: turno 21 rofl
sanslash332 says: ahora en 128
Alisson uses "sparkling ray" on germanico.
This is super effective!
germanico loses 400 health points and now has 7 health points.
germanico (turn 22).
sanslash332 says: quedo vivo!
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico says: lol
sanslash332 says: quedo viiiiiiiiivooooooooo!
SEB says: dios xd
sanslash332 says to the team: no tienes terapia? xD
germanico says to the team: tiro?
germanico says to the team: no xd
sanslash332 says to the team: bum tira lo que sea entonces xx
Alisson says: uf
germanico uses "magical score".
Alisson says: se estabili...zo
SEB says: fue por esa terapia xd
germanico gets 43 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 says to the team: puta que vendria bien ahora otra terapia xd
SEB says: hay germán va a cantaar
sanslash332 (turn 22).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "diamond arrow" on Alisson.
Critical hit!
This is not very effective.
Alisson loses 300 health points and now has 0 health points.
Alisson has been defeated!
sanslash332 says: siiiiiiiiiiiii!
Alisson says: ...................
germanico says: looooool
SEB says: omg y no es efectivo
Your score is 7 points!
SEB says: dios mío xd
sanslash332 finished with 7 points.
Alisson finished with -7 points.
SEB finished with -20 points.
germanico finished with 20 points.
Everyone's done, here are the scores!

sanslash332 dice: a ya que

Corona dice: no sé, pero yo me voy 😀

ofddo dice: yo, pero no plumas

Corona pone una carta Contracorriente en la casilla Trampolín.

Corona dice: combo completo

Corona tira el dado: 3

Corona avanza 3 casillas.

Casilla n°8: Aguas turbulentas

Corona pierde 1 plumas.

Una carta Contracorriente puesta por sanslash332 se encuentra en esta casilla.

Corona retrocede 3 casillas.

Casilla n°5: Trampolín

Corona gana 1 plumas.

Saque 1 cartas

Una carta Contracorriente puesta por Corona se encuentra en esta casilla.

Corona retrocede 3 casillas.

Casilla n°2: Borde del bosque

Corona gana 3 plumas.

Una carta Mina puesta por Corona se encuentra en esta casilla.

Corona dice: lool

Corona retrocede 15 casillas.

Casilla n°17: En el estanque

Una carta wisky puesta por sanslash332 se encuentra en esta casilla.

sanslash332 dice: ooooooooooooooooooooo

Pase 1 turnos

Corona dice: que bonito jajajajajaj

Germanico dice: looool xddddd

Estaban germán y seb riéndose acerca de la ayuda de los servicios técnicos vía web, y esto pasó:

germán: detesto los soportes que no te toman en cerio. creen que porque soy usuario no se cual es el problema con que mi impresora se prenda en llamas cuando pongo a imprimir una foto de la bandera de Yugoslavia? xd

seb: y seguramente te van a entender yogurt stevia

germán: señor, pruebe nuestra línea de yogurts descremados, a lo mejor así se le soluciona el problema. y nosotros no hemos hecho ninguna impresora con llamas, si sacamos una edición especial de puma en los 90's, pero ya no le damos soporte


xddddd