Se cuenta en aquellas noches oscuras, que para que Ofdo aparezca en telegram, es necesario hacer un rito satánico... Germán lo descubrió:
@Ofddo te ordenamos que te presentes, ser de la oscuridad, debastador de esperanzas, deborador de luz, guardián de la puerta que va hacia el mundo donde las pesadillas son eternas, donde la bondad fue reemplazada por odio, y la solidaridad por combenienzia. Te lo ordenamooooooooooos
Dicho por: Pan
Cuando intentan entrar nuevos usuarios al grupo de tfj, este tipo de cosas pasan:
señor, no está en la lista... no lo puedo dejar pasar. (detrás de el se ve como se cuelan 3 adolescentes que no tienen nada que ver con el grupo) y ellos? aa si, ellos seguro están en la lista, no es cierto? -adolescente 1: si, si lo estamos señor. adolescente 2: mi primo está a dentro. adolescente 3: chicos podemos ir a casa? mi mamá no me deja salir después de las 9, y me va a retar si se entera que me metà al grupo sin permiso. yo: disfruten su estancia en el grupo chicos
Estaban en el chat cache y el pan hablando acerca del recuerdo de la ex de germán xd:
cache: Che gerpán, tranki amigo. No te preocupes. Hay muchas donas en la canasta, a las que podrás introducir tu gran, grueso, firme, suave, caliente, y gordo, pan francés xd.
pan: Tranquilo, no era mi novia, deecho, era lesbiana, pero tienes rasón, mi pan francés está muy caliente xd, ok no
Let the battle begin!
germanico says to the team: mostrar
SEB, "psychic" type, with 300 health points and 49 cards in their deck.
germanico, "fairy" type, with 300 health points and 47 cards in their deck.
sanslash332, "rock" type, with 300 health points and 40 cards in their deck.
Alisson, "steel" type, with 300 health points and 55 cards in their deck.
Let's go!
SEB (turn 1).
sanslash332 says: shit
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
preventive trussing, confinement, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier
preventive trussing, confinement, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier
preventive trussing, confinement, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier
preventive trussing, confinement, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier
SEB uses "precalculus".
SEB's "success" level increases from 0 to 4.
germanico (turn 1).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
"germanico" has a play on draw card!
germanico uses "musical drawing".
SEB says: me encanta el sonido de esta carta xd
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico uses "magical flute".
germanico's "confusion" level decreases from 0 to -1.
germanico's "sleep" level decreases from 0 to -2.
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 says: les robamos la ideaxd
sanslash332 (turn 1).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
"sanslash332" has a play on draw card!
sanslash332 uses "unforeseen confinement".
sanslash332 draws 2 card from their deck.
Alisson says: xd
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "confinement".
sanslash332 draws 2 card from their deck.
preventive trussing, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier
Alisson (turn 1).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
preventive trussing, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier
Alisson chose to take a mulligan!
Alisson can't draw during 1 turns.
SEB (turn 2).
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: hmmm al ali le tendre que pegar con las flechas electricas
SEB uses "epileptic wave" on sanslash332.
sanslash332's "success" level decreases from 0 to -4.
germanico says to the team: sep
germanico (turn 2).
sanslash332 says: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mami, nasi tonto
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico uses "magical flute".
germanico's "confusion" level decreases from -1 to -2.
germanico's "sleep" level decreases from -2 to -4.
Alisson says: vio demasiado el episodio ese de pkmn xd
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 (turn 2).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson says: y anda epiléptico
sanslash332 uses "preventive trussing".
Alisson says: xd
germanico says: xddd
sanslash332 draws 6 card from their deck.
Alisson (turn 2).
Alisson can't draw.
Alisson will be able to draw next turn!
Your current type is "rock" (level 3).
preventive trussing, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier
germanico says: pobre pórigon
Alisson decided to junk a card they can't use.
SEB (turn 3).
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB uses "reflection".
sanslash332 says: lo peor que ni fue su culpa
SEB's "special attack" level increases from 0 to 1.
germanico says: lo peor es que no fue su culpa
germanico (turn 3).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: lol
germanico says: xddd
germanico uses "audio power".
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 (turn 3).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico says: es que es la verdad xd
sanslash332 uses "prudence".
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: que turno vamos? xd
Alisson (turn 3).
Alisson (turn 3).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: 3
SEB says: omg dd
sanslash332 says: lo miras ... a la suma?
sanslash332 says: 5
Alisson decided to junk a card they can't use.
SEB (turn 4).
sanslash332 says: crei que te referias al combatexd
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB decided to junk a card they can't use.
germanico (turn 4).
"magical flute"'s effects are ending.
germanico's "confusion" level increases from -2 to -1.
germanico's "sleep" level increases from -4 to -2.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: si puedes dormir a alguien, el seb es peor
germanico uses "fairy song" on SEB.
SEB loses 4 health points and now has 296 health points.
sanslash332 (turn 4).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: trata de no gastar esas canciones
SEB says: soplame esta flauta :v
sanslash332 says to the team: fijate que son para recuperar notas, luego de usar el forest sinfoni
sanslash332 says to the team: solo si no tienes otra opcion
germanico says to the team: lo se,pero no tenÃa nada mejor xd
sanslash332 uses "preventive trussing".
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, diamond arrow, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier
Alisson (turn 4).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Your current type is "rock" (level 6). You have also level 2 in the electric type.
Alisson decided to junk a card they can't use.
SEB (turn 5).
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, diamond arrow, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier
Your current type is "rock" (level 6). You have also level 2 in the electric type.
Alisson says: puta mano malaaaa
germanico says: xddd
mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, diamond arrow, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier
mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, diamond arrow, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier
SEB decided to junk a card they can't use.
germanico (turn 5).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico says to the team: a quien le pego?
germanico says to the team: a sev no?
sanslash332 says to the team: si
germanico uses "fairy sonata" on SEB.
SEB loses 9 health points and now has 287 health points.
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 (turn 5).
"epileptic wave"'s effects are ending.
sanslash332's "success" level increases from -4 to 0.
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
"sanslash332" has a play on draw card!
sanslash332 uses "unforeseen confinement".
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
"sanslash332" has a play on draw card!
sanslash332 uses "unforeseen confinement".
Alisson says: dx
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: fuego!
Which target?
SEB, "psychic" type level 9, 287 health points , special attack at level 1, success at level 4, 5 cards in hand, 39 cards in deck, 5 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 uses "diamond arrow" on SEB.
Critical hit!
SEB loses 61 health points and now has 226 health points.
Alisson (turn 5).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "preventive trussing".
Alisson draws 2 card from their deck.
mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier, preventive trussing
SEB (turn 6).
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
The environment is "neutral" ().
SEB, "psychic" type level 10, 226 health points , special attack at level 1, success at level 4, 6 cards in hand, 38 cards in deck, 5 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
germanico, "fairy" type level 11, 300 health points , confusion at level -1, sleep at level -2, 10 cards in hand, 35 cards in deck, 6 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
sanslash332, "rock" type level 8, 300 health points , 17 cards in hand, 15 cards in deck, 8 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 6, 300 health points , 6 cards in hand, 45 cards in deck, 4 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
SEB decided to junk a card they can't use.
germanico (turn 6).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: aha amano mal a
germanico uses "fairy sonata" on SEB.
sanslash332 says: si, mano mala.eso no se toca
SEB loses 9 health points and now has 217 health points.
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 (turn 6).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: deja de cantarme
Which target?
SEB, "psychic" type level 10, 217 health points , special attack at level 1, success at level 4, 5 cards in hand, 38 cards in deck, 6 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 uses "diamond arrow" on SEB.
Critical hit!
Alisson says: seb, aveces pienso que sacaste mazos de algun wn por internet xd. aun que... yo ando igual...
SEB loses 61 health points and now has 156 health points.
Alisson (turn 6).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson says: xd
sanslash332 says: son los mios xd
SEB says: y tu deja de dispararme
Alisson uses "steal sword" on germanico.
Critical hit!
This is super effective!
germanico loses 22 health points and now has 278 health points.
SEB (turn 7).
"precalculus"'s effects are ending.
SEB's "success" level decreases from 4 to 0.
germanico says: naa
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: dolor, dolor! mil años de puto y malditodolor!
SEB uses "search".
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico (turn 7).
"magical flute"'s effects are ending.
germanico's "confusion" level increases from -1 to 0.
germanico's "sleep" level increases from -2 to 0.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico uses "fairy sonata" on SEB.
SEB says: ahiii hahiii
SEB loses 9 health points and now has 147 health points.
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 (turn 7).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "prudence".
germanico says: soy mejor que el tal luiz miguel ese xd
Alisson (turn 7).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "steelworks".
Alisson's "steel" level increases from 9 to 10.
SEB (turn 8).
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB uses "hypnosis" on sanslash332.
But sanslash332 has a parry card!
sanslash332 uses "mineral insensitivity".
sanslash332 gets 1 "mineral insensitivity" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 can't draw during 2 turns.
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico (turn 8).
sanslash332 says: jojojojo
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier, preventive trussing, preventive trussing, mineral insensitivity, scale arrow
silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier, preventive trussing, preventive trussing, mineral insensitivity, scale arrow
germanico says: que gracioso!
germanico uses "silly laugh" on SEB.
SEB's "confusion" level increases from 0 to 1.
sanslash332 (turn 8).
sanslash332 can't draw.
Which target?
SEB, "psychic" type level 13, 147 health points , special attack at level 1, confusion at level 1, 6 cards in hand, 35 cards in deck, 8 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 uses "scale arrow" on SEB.
Critical hit!
SEB loses 49 health points and now has 98 health points.
Alisson (turn 8).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "miniaturization".
Alisson's "physical attack" level decreases from 0 to -2.
Alisson's "physical defense" level decreases from 0 to -4.
Alisson's "dodge" level increases from 0 to 6.
SEB (turn 9).
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: no te escondas tu oe!
Alisson says: si me da estoy jodido xd
SEB is trying to move but is confused.
SEB got hurt!
SEB loses 3 health points and now has 95 health points.
germanico says: xddd
germanico (turn 9).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico says to the team: duermo a ali?
sanslash332 says to the team: ni te arriesgues
germanico says to the team: tonces?
sanslash332 says to the team: tiene +6 en punteria
sanslash332 says to the team: al seb noma
sanslash332 says to the team: pa que subas nivel
The environment is "neutral" ().
SEB, "psychic" type level 14, 95 health points , special attack at level 1, confusion at level 1, 6 cards in hand, 34 cards in deck, 9 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
germanico, "fairy" type level 18, 278 health points , 13 cards in hand, 31 cards in deck, 9 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
sanslash332, "rock" type level 13, 300 health points , 17 cards in hand, 12 cards in deck, 12 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 13, 300 health points , physical attack at level -2, physical defense at level -4, dodge at level 6, 6 cards in hand, 42 cards in deck, 7 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
germanico uses "lullaby" on SEB.
SEB's "sleep" level increases from 0 to 2.
sanslash332 (turn 9).
sanslash332 can't draw.
sanslash332 will be able to draw next turn!
sanslash332 says: cacha la serenata que te hacen po seb, hasta un solo ahora
sanslash332 uses "preventive trussing".
Alisson (turn 9).
SEB says: me siento honrrado xd
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier, preventive trussing, mineral insensitivity
germanico says: ni tu novio te lo ha hecho xd
Alisson uses "miniaturization".
Alisson's "physical attack" level decreases from -2 to -4.
Alisson's "physical defense" level decreases from -4 to -8.
Alisson's "dodge" level increases from 6 to 12.
SEB (turn 10).
"silly laugh"'s effects are ending.
SEB's "confusion" level decreases from 1 to 0.
sanslash332 says: ya se puso el ultrainstinto
SEB is asleep.
germanico (turn 10).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
"germanico" has a play on draw card!
germanico uses "musical drawing".
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
The environment is "neutral" ().
SEB, "psychic" type level 15, 95 health points , special attack at level 1, sleep at level 2, 6 cards in hand, 34 cards in deck, 9 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
germanico, "fairy" type level 21, 278 health points , 14 cards in hand, 29 cards in deck, 11 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
sanslash332, "rock" type level 15, 300 health points , 16 cards in hand, 12 cards in deck, 13 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 15, 300 health points , physical attack at level -4, physical defense at level -8, dodge at level 12, 6 cards in hand, 41 cards in deck, 8 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
germanico decided not to play this turn.
germanico can't draw during 1 turns.
sanslash332 (turn 10).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: trato de pegarle al ali?
sanslash332 says to the team: asi por hacer el weon? xD
germanico says to the team: no lo creo xd
sanslash332 says to the team: bue
Which target?
SEB, "psychic" type level 15, 95 health points , special attack at level 1, sleep at level 2, 6 cards in hand, 34 cards in deck, 9 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 uses "scale arrow" on SEB.
Critical hit!
SEB loses 49 health points and now has 46 health points.
Alisson (turn 10).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "link to the past".
Alisson draws 4 card from their discard pile.
SEB (turn 11).
germanico says to the team: mata a sev, y luego hablamos xd
"lullaby"'s effects are ending.
SEB's "sleep" level decreases from 2 to 0.
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: dale
silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier, preventive trussing, mineral insensitivity
SEB uses "hypnotic dice" on sanslash332.
But sanslash332 has a parry card!
Alisson says: hay que paagaaaar eeel preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecio
sanslash332 uses "mineral insensitivity".
sanslash332 gets 1 "mineral insensitivity" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 can't draw during 2 turns.
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico (turn 11).
germanico can't draw.
germanico will be able to draw next turn!
germanico uses "magical score".
sanslash332 says to the team: eeso
germanico gets 10 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 (turn 11).
sanslash332 can't draw.
Which target?
SEB, "psychic" type level 17, 46 health points , special attack at level 1, 6 cards in hand, 33 cards in deck, 10 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 uses "scale arrow" on SEB.
Critical hit!
SEB loses 46 health points and now has 0 health points.
SEB has been defeated!
germanico says to the team: mata a sev, yo mato a ali xd
Alisson (turn 11).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "preventive trussing".
sanslash332 says to the team: el problema ... bue
Alisson draws 6 card from their deck.
germanico (turn 12).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: es ahora achuntarle
germanico uses "magical score".
sanslash332 says to the team: oo
germanico gets 20 "musical note" cards in their hand.
SEB says: eso suena tan lindo xd
Alisson says: uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sanslash332 (turn 12).
sanslash332 can't draw.
sanslash332 will be able to draw next turn!
sanslash332 says to the team: espera que se le vayan las minaturisaciones
SEB says: pero te va a joder hu
germanico says to the team: claro xd
sanslash332 says to the team: al menos que el forest sinfoni diga que no falla
sanslash332 says: un sec
germanico says to the team: audiopoder, SinfonÃa del bosque, Canto de la sirena, 40 Nota musical
sanslash332 says to the team: usa el audiopoder
other actions
change your type to "electric" type
sanslash332 decides to change types!
sanslash332 is now "electric" type.
germanico says to the team: no tenÃa tantas cosas en la mano desde que estaba con mi ex novia! if you know that i mean
sanslash332 can't change types during 4 turns.
sanslash332 can't draw during 1 turns.
Alisson (turn 12).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "prospecting".
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico (turn 13).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico uses "audio power".
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 (turn 13).
sanslash332 can't draw.
sanslash332 will be able to draw next turn!
germanico says to the team: me puedo re curar xd
sanslash332 says to the team: ejale
sanslash332 says to the team: achuntaleeeeeeeeeeee
sanslash332 uses "thunder arrow" on Alisson.
But sanslash332 fails!
sanslash332 says: bu
Alisson (turn 13).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "link to the past".
Alisson draws 7 card from their discard pile.
sanslash332 says to the team: el problema es que si el ali te mete un rayo, te va a volar el culo
germanico (turn 14).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: lee, la sinfonia no dice que no puede fallar?
Alisson says: gerpán no mueeeras
3 connected clients.
Alisson 187 ms
germanico 1048 ms
SEB 221 ms
485 ms
germanico says to the team: no xd
sanslash332 says to the team: hu
The environment is "neutral" ().
germanico, "fairy" type level 28, 278 health points , 45 cards in hand, 25 cards in deck, 14 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
sanslash332, "electric" type level 12, 300 health points , 15 cards in hand, 10 cards in deck, 17 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 19, 300 health points , physical attack at level -4, physical defense at level -8, dodge at level 12, 24 cards in hand, 30 cards in deck, 1 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 says to the team: que tienes en mano?
SEB says: primera vez que veo que una flecha falla
germanico says to the team: bardo, Audioterapia, SinfonÃa del bosque, Canción de cuna, Canto de la sirena, 40 Nota musical
Alisson says: es que el arquero ta ciego xd
sanslash332 says to the team: hmmm curate
germanico uses "audio therapy".
germanico gets 129 health points and now has 407 health points.
sanslash332 (turn 14).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "thunder arrow" on Alisson.
But sanslash332 fails!
sanslash332 says: puto ali
Alisson (turn 14).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: parece que sà xd
sanslash332 says: el wn tiuene +12 en evacion, ahi nada entra
Alisson uses "preventive trussing".
Alisson draws 11 card from their deck.
germanico (turn 15).
SEB says: la música te cura el alma
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
"germanico" has a play on draw card!
germanico uses "musical drawing".
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: que te salio? xD
We're still waiting for germanico.
3 connected clients.
Alisson 183 ms
germanico 1086 ms
SEB 223 ms
497 ms
Alisson says: weon quien anda laaaaaaaaaaaag
sanslash332 says: adivina
We're still waiting for germanico.
Alisson says: germ
sanslash332 says: nooooooooooooooooooooooo nooooooo te mueraaaaaas
germanico says: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sanslash332 says: si es el germ
We're still waiting for germanico.
Alisson says: se muere
Alisson says: uu volvió
sanslash332 says: si, volvió
sanslash332 says to the team: que te salió?
germanico says to the team: me hago bardo?
sanslash332 says to the team: si
germanico uses "bard".
germanico now has the "bard" posture.
sanslash332 (turn 15).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "prudence".
Alisson (turn 15).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
The environment is "neutral" ().
germanico, "fairy" type level 32, 407 health points , 45 cards in hand, 23 cards in deck, 17 cards in discard pile, bard (+3 power on "sound" launched attacks, +1 power on "mouth" launched attacks, -4 power on "physical" launched attacks, +3 power on "weapon" received attacks, +2 power on "physical" received attacks, -2 power on "sound" received attacks), team 2,
sanslash332, "electric" type level 15, 300 health points , 15 cards in hand, 8 cards in deck, 19 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 21, 300 health points , physical attack at level -4, physical defense at level -8, dodge at level 12, 36 cards in hand, 17 cards in deck, 2 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 says to the team: u, nivel 21
sanslash332 says to the team: ... shiit
Alisson uses "steelworks".
Alisson's "steel" level increases from 21 to 22.
germanico (turn 16).
sanslash332 says to the team: .... bue
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: que te saio?
germanico says to the team: mira
germanico says to the team: Flauta mágica, SinfonÃa del bosque, Canción de cuna, 2 Canto de la sirena, 41 Nota musical
sanslash332 says to the team: ...
sanslash332 says to the team: tirale la canciónde cuna. no se, por tirar algo
sanslash332 says to the team: o si quieres arriesga con la sinfonia
germanico says to the team: tiene +12 en evación xd
sanslash332 says to the team: cualquier wea falla
sanslash332 says to the team: xd
Alisson says: xd
germanico uses "magical flute".
germanico's "confusion" level decreases from 0 to -1.
germanico's "sleep" level decreases from 0 to -2.
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 (turn 16).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: dios, dirije por favor esta flecha!
sanslash332 says: dios, dirije por favor esta flecha!
sanslash332 uses "scale arrow" on Alisson.
But sanslash332 fails!
Alisson (turn 16).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: .... a dios vale pico
SEB says: no lo puedo creer xd
germanico says: dios no existe bro xd
Alisson uses "miniaturization".
Alisson's "physical attack" level decreases from -4 to -6.
Alisson's "physical defense" level decreases from -8 to -12.
Alisson's "dodge" level increases from 12 to 18.
sanslash332 says: pero miren el hijo de puta gigante! xd
germanico (turn 17).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: se les escapa xdddd
sanslash332 says: esa wea esta muy rota xd
germanico uses "lullaby" on Alisson.
But germanico fails!
sanslash332 (turn 17).
sanslash332 can now change types.
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
"sanslash332" has a play on draw card!
sanslash332 uses "unforeseen confinement".
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "confinement".
Alisson (turn 17).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico says: son muchos turnos, en mis tiempos no eran tantos xd
Alisson uses "miniaturization".
Alisson's "physical attack" level decreases from -6 to -8.
sanslash332 says: y lo peor que las maldiciones por el a link to the past no le caen
Alisson's "physical defense" level decreases from -12 to -16.
Alisson's "dodge" level increases from 18 to 24.
SEB says: jjajjajajajjajajajja
sanslash332 says: tiene suerte xd
germanico (turn 18).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
germanico uses "forest symphony" on Alisson.
But germanico fails!
sanslash332 says to the team: recuerdame para la proxima que vea al ali sacar ese mazo golpearle hasta que muera antes que quqe haga eos
sanslash332 (turn 18).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: haaay ahà f se fue
sanslash332 uses "preventive trussing".
SEB says: el bosque
Alisson (turn 18).
"miniaturization"'s effects are ending.
Alisson's "physical attack" level increases from -8 to -6.
Alisson's "physical defense" level increases from -16 to -12.
Alisson's "dodge" level decreases from 24 to 18.
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "link to the past".
Alisson draws 5 card from their discard pile.
We're still waiting for Alisson.
germanico (turn 19).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: no ali... o
sanslash332 says: menos mal
3 connected clients.
Alisson 3623 ms
germanico 636 ms
SEB 207 ms
1489 ms
germanico uses "audio power".
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: weon el ali se lagueo mal, ahora tiene mas de 3000 de lag xd
"germanico" has a play on draw card!
germanico uses "musical drawing".
Alisson says: dios ahora yo...
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 (turn 19).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "thunder arrow" on Alisson.
But sanslash332 fails!
Alisson (turn 19).
"miniaturization"'s effects are ending.
Alisson's "physical attack" level increases from -6 to -4.
Alisson's "physical defense" level increases from -12 to -8.
Alisson's "dodge" level decreases from 18 to 12.
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "miniaturization".
Alisson's "physical attack" level decreases from -4 to -6.
germanico says: que?
Alisson's "physical defense" level decreases from -8 to -12.
Alisson's "dodge" level increases from 12 to 18.
sanslash332 says: a, ya cortala
SEB says: aajjajajajjajajajjajajajaja
germanico (turn 20).
"magical flute"'s effects are ending.
germanico's "confusion" level increases from -1 to 0.
germanico's "sleep" level increases from -2 to 0.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson says: ajajajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
germanico uses "lullaby" on Alisson.
sanslash332 says: me pregunto si sigue existiendo la posivilidad de que entre algo
Alisson's "sleep" level increases from 0 to 2.
germanico says: loooooooool
SEB says: omg entró jajajajjajaja
sanslash332 says: ... y ahà entro xd
Alisson says: ....
sanslash332 (turn 20).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "diamond arrow" on Alisson.
But sanslash332 fails!
Alisson (turn 20).
Alisson is asleep.
SEB says: pues la flecha no te entró xd
sanslash332 says: nunca tanta suerte wn xd
germanico says: xxddd
germanico (turn 21).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: gerpáaan se cae, se cae gerpáan
sanslash332 says: punteria*(0.1*12)
germanico uses "forest symphony" on Alisson.
But germanico fails!
Alisson says: no, soy yo xd
sanslash332 (turn 21).
sanslash332 says: en el caso de una punteria de 100 te queda en
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: en +12, la punteria de 100 queda en a penas 8.3%
sanslash332 uses "thunder arrow" on Alisson.
But sanslash332 fails!
Alisson (turn 21).
"lullaby"'s effects are ending.
Alisson's "sleep" level decreases from 2 to 0.
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
team 2 (sanslash332 and germanico) : 27 points
team 1 (Alisson and SEB) : -27 points
The environment is "neutral" ().
germanico, "fairy" type level 45, 407 health points , 48 cards in hand, 15 cards in deck, 24 cards in discard pile, bard (+3 power on "sound" launched attacks, +1 power on "mouth" launched attacks, -4 power on "physical" launched attacks, +3 power on "weapon" received attacks, +2 power on "physical" received attacks, -2 power on "sound" received attacks), team 2,
sanslash332, "electric" type level 23, 300 health points , 15 cards in hand, 1 cards in deck, 26 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 32, 300 health points , physical attack at level -6, physical defense at level -12, dodge at level 18, 41 cards in hand, 12 cards in deck, 2 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
The environment is "neutral" ().
germanico, "fairy" type level 45, 407 health points , 48 cards in hand, 15 cards in deck, 24 cards in discard pile, bard (+3 power on "sound" launched attacks, +1 power on "mouth" launched attacks, -4 power on "physical" launched attacks, +3 power on "weapon" received attacks, +2 power on "physical" received attacks, -2 power on "sound" received attacks), team 2,
sanslash332, "electric" type level 23, 300 health points , 15 cards in hand, 1 cards in deck, 26 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 32, 300 health points , physical attack at level -6, physical defense at level -12, dodge at level 18, 41 cards in hand, 12 cards in deck, 2 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
germanico says: pero la canción de cuna no tiene 100
sanslash332 says: yapo, imagina, es peor
SEB says: turno 21 rofl
sanslash332 says: ahora en 128
Alisson uses "sparkling ray" on germanico.
This is super effective!
germanico loses 400 health points and now has 7 health points.
germanico (turn 22).
sanslash332 says: quedo vivo!
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico says: lol
sanslash332 says: quedo viiiiiiiiivooooooooo!
SEB says: dios xd
sanslash332 says to the team: no tienes terapia? xD
germanico says to the team: tiro?
germanico says to the team: no xd
sanslash332 says to the team: bum tira lo que sea entonces xx
Alisson says: uf
germanico uses "magical score".
Alisson says: se estabili...zo
SEB says: fue por esa terapia xd
germanico gets 43 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 says to the team: puta que vendria bien ahora otra terapia xd
SEB says: hay germán va a cantaar
sanslash332 (turn 22).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "diamond arrow" on Alisson.
Critical hit!
This is not very effective.
Alisson loses 300 health points and now has 0 health points.
Alisson has been defeated!
sanslash332 says: siiiiiiiiiiiii!
Alisson says: ...................
germanico says: looooool
SEB says: omg y no es efectivo
Your score is 7 points!
SEB says: dios mÃo xd
sanslash332 finished with 7 points.
Alisson finished with -7 points.
SEB finished with -20 points.
germanico finished with 20 points.
Everyone's done, here are the scores!
sanslash332 dice: a ya que
Corona dice: no sé, pero yo me voy 😀
ofddo dice: yo, pero no plumas
Corona pone una carta Contracorriente en la casilla TrampolÃn.
Corona dice: combo completo
Corona tira el dado: 3
Corona avanza 3 casillas.
Casilla n°8: Aguas turbulentas
Corona pierde 1 plumas.
Una carta Contracorriente puesta por sanslash332 se encuentra en esta casilla.
Corona retrocede 3 casillas.
Casilla n°5: TrampolÃn
Corona gana 1 plumas.
Saque 1 cartas
Una carta Contracorriente puesta por Corona se encuentra en esta casilla.
Corona retrocede 3 casillas.
Casilla n°2: Borde del bosque
Corona gana 3 plumas.
Una carta Mina puesta por Corona se encuentra en esta casilla.
Corona dice: lool
Corona retrocede 15 casillas.
Casilla n°17: En el estanque
Una carta wisky puesta por sanslash332 se encuentra en esta casilla.
sanslash332 dice: ooooooooooooooooooooo
Pase 1 turnos
Corona dice: que bonito jajajajajaj
Germanico dice: looool xddddd
J el bota rompe las pelotas.
Patea una lata durante su caminata,
Nadie se lo banca porque es insoportable, para deshacerse de él germán lo manda a comprar fiambre.
pero como nadie lo soportaba, lo empujaron al suelo y lo llenó de baba
A J el bota le robaron la plata, incluso le sacaron su pequeña lata. Tirado en el suelo no para de babear, son las 4 y no deja de sangrar. A un médico deberÃamos llamar
pero como nadie lo soporta, al llamar el de emergencias le corta. pobre jota el vota, quedó con la jeta hecha torta
A jota el bota habÃa que enterrar, mas ni el cura fue a su funeral. Como no recibió santa sepultura, ahora es un fantasma que hace de las suyas
ahora vaga por el cementerio, asustando a los que aburridos buscan algún misterio. pero es tan insufrible hasta en la otra vida, que los otros fantasmas le ruega por favor que no siga
Un valiente sacerdote lo intentó exorcizar, mas al invocarlo no lo pudo aguantar
de alguna manera logró mandarlo al cielo, y ese dÃa fue un dÃa de duelo. ya que dios al ver lo que habÃan hecho, mandó un meteorito a la tierra y un paÃs quedó deshecho
Era tan insoportable el maldito J el Bota, que dios y el diablo se lo pasaban cual pelota. Cuando la situación se tornó imposible de aguantar, a la tierra lo volvieron a mandar. Dios le otorgó la inmortalidad, para jamás volvérselo a cruzar
guerras pasaron y de forma increÃble, de alguna manera jota el vota siempre fue el culpable. los paÃses del mundo se asediaban, y luego en los escombros al perdedor dejaban. con mucha suerte j el vota ahà se quedarÃa, pero para pasarse a otro paÃs siempre se las ingeniarÃa.
Tal era el caos que traÃa J el Bota que las grandes potencias dejaron la tierra sola. Asà Dios fue a gobernar marte y el diablo saturno, quedando J el bota como señor absoluto
Y mientras jota el bota disfrutaba de su libertad, no se esperaba el ataque de la unidad.
que lo expulsó de universo, para mandarlo hacia el multiverso.
Mas J el Bota siempre fue incansable, y pronto en el multiverso comenzó a hacer desastre
jota el vota dejó de ser un ser tridimencional, para empesar a ser una fuersa sobrenatural. en distintas realidades el pasaba, y detrás de él las dimenciones se desgarraban
Luego de milenios de caos sin fin, J el Bota se empezó a aburrir. Se adueñó de una lejana e inexplorada dimensión, adoptó un armadillo y sandl lo nombró
este armadillo de alguna manera inexpicable, como ningún otro ser existente podÃa soportarle. y esta paciencia llegó a un punto tal, que finalmente por él se dejó capturar. jota el vota ahora era su maéstro, y juntos se irÃan a atormentar universos
Y asà empieza el nuevo pokemon remake
Ash ya no existe, ahora seguiremos las aventuras interdimensionales de J el bota y su sanslash alienÃgena
Dicho por: Pan
boludo, no puede ser! alguien hackeó la página y puso maliciosamente una guÃa completa de pokemon esmeralda sabiendo que no es accesible para nosotros. hay gente muy cruel, hay que hacer algo! tengo miedo! mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dicho por: Pan
cliente: señor, este té es de tilo.
cache: viste los piojos?
cliente: que piojos?
cache: los que te sacan los ojos! waaaaaaaaa
Sir Fernández del condado de alicante dio un traspié. El malvado dragón mañoso habÃa utilizado sus artimañas para detener su avancee y el noble caballero cayó al suelo. El temible sir da silva alzó su espada, sin duda con una sonrisa victoriosa tras su yelmo escamoso. Pero cuando estaba a punto de darle el golpe de gracia, el conde de alicante levantó su fiel escudo, aquel que jamás se habÃa doblegado. El resonar de acero contra acero cubrió todo el campo de batalla. Sir Fernández se alzó, presto a seguir combatiendo a su enemigo ancestral
Masa el valiente sir Fernández, cuyo brazo flaqueaba tras detener tan poderoso golpe y su mente se encontraba nublada por los embates del dragón, poco pudo hacer cuando Germán, el hada de los bosques, lo abordó por detrás. Sucumbió rápidamente a su hechizo y, bajo el aarrullo de una canción que solo el podÃa oÃr, cerró sus ojos sumido en un sueño fatal. Y nunca más los abrió pues, aprovechando ese momento de debilidad, sir da silva, con un portentoso tajo, separó la cabeza del conde alicantino de su cuerpo
Aprovechando la confusión y, maldiciendo internamente la caÃda del caballero que lo habÃa contratado, J el apuñalador logró ocultarse en las sombras y undir una de sus dagas en la espalda del hada de los bosques, causándole un terrible dolor. Mas no fue suficiente para acabar con el escurridizo Germán quien, aún con una herida fatal, fue capaz de alertar al dragón mañoso, quien atrapó al apuñalador con sus artes mentales. Viéndolo a su merced, sir da silva lo destripó con un gélido tajo vertical que esparció sus intestinos por el lugar. J no apuñalarÃa a nadie más
Ah, y después lo reventaron a facu. Pero eso no es importante
Estábamos en unigram, cuando nos acordamos de maro, y mandamos el audio de la experiencia... luego de eso esto pasó:
sandl: una de las cosas que me alegra del maro actual. es que vicki a base de golpes y sexo duro le logró sacar el acento español de mierda que tenÃa xdddd
Pan: no confirmo lo segundo, pero si xd
sandl: yo tampoco no puedo confirmarlo, pero tampoco tengo dudas
Pan: ya basta, me duele mi pilÃn!. vas a dejar de hablar como español? claro que no!. entonces vamos otra vez... arre caballito! xd
jajajajja
Estaban germán y seb riéndose acerca de la ayuda de los servicios técnicos vÃa web, y esto pasó:
germán: detesto los soportes que no te toman en cerio. creen que porque soy usuario no se cual es el problema con que mi impresora se prenda en llamas cuando pongo a imprimir una foto de la bandera de Yugoslavia? xd
seb: y seguramente te van a entender yogurt stevia
germán: señor, pruebe nuestra lÃnea de yogurts descremados, a lo mejor asà se le soluciona el problema. y nosotros no hemos hecho ninguna impresora con llamas, si sacamos una edición especial de puma en los 90's, pero ya no le damos soporte
xddddd